Thursday , 9 July 2020

Arrogant Worms, The

The Ballad Of Dan

I’m out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that’s to be done My life is hard but i don’t mind Men like me, that’s how the west was won I stand the pain and the suffering For on the trail i am the king On doors i knock and on bells i ring Always sure that …

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Jesus’ Brother Bob

If you haven’t heard of me I wouldn’t be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my brother is a god But all i am is jesus’ brother bob Jesus’ brother bob, jesus’ brother bob A nobody relative of the son of god If only i’d been born just …

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I Want To Look Like Arnold

I spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you’re fat) It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (oooh-ahh, you’re fat) Then one day my woman went and left me (did not want to sleep with a whale) She said she found someone more manly (a body that could not fail) So i went and i looked …

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Car Full Of Pain

I bought me an auto, an ’81 ford escort wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin’ I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic’s fit for hangin’ I got to go to rust check , ’bout the price i’ll be hagglin’ I can’t drive it home because the muffler it be saggin’ Got a car …

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The Christmas Song

The table’s set ant the turkey’s out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family’s gathered all about Christmas, christmas is here! Everyone is wearing big smiles They all try to act nice for a while Then george calls his in-laws vile Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone’s problems disappear And everyone …

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Billy, The Themepark Shark

I’m a shark, i’m a shark, A killer of the ocean, I’m a shark, i’m a shark, And silently i strike. I’m a shark, i’m a shark, I’m dumber than a tree, I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, …eat. (he’s a shark, he’s a shark,) I was swimming in the ocean, (he’s a shark, he’s a …

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Canada’s Really Big

When i look around me, I can’t believe what i see It seems as if this country Has lost its will to live The economy is lousy, We barely have an army But we can still stand proudly ’cause canada’s really big We’re the second largest country On this planet earth And if russia Keeps on shrinking Then soon we’ll …

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Login To You (another Version)

You double-clicked my heart You’ve upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You’ve logged into my soul You’ve downloaded my dreams Let’s go to my chat-room And i’ll show you what i mean I wanna login to you So i can prove my love is true It’s true i look quite stunning But i’ve …

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Malcolm

Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law But malcolm’s got his own way, it’s better than them all ’cause malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw Malcolm solves his problems with a …

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Proud To Be Canadian

Our fair country canada Is north of the usa Our maritimes are lovely And our prairies give us hay You might think you yankees Are better than us canucks But we don’t need no microchips Inside our hockey pucks The vikings left us newfoundland We’re stuck with england’s queen The swiss give us their army knives The french give us …

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